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  • Do you like MAX like I do, Please Vote

    Posted on September 4th, 2009 HandyAndy No comments

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    Windows IT Pro 2009 Community Choice Awards

     

       

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    Dear Partner,

    We are excited to announce that GFI Software products have been nominated in the Windows IT Pro 2009 Community Choice Awards. As you are one of our valued Partners, we would like to encourage you to vote for these products in this prestigious competition. Your vote is important.

    To vote for GFI products, please click on this link: Community Choice Awards.

    Here, you will be presented with including a list of categories to choose from.

    To vote for GFI, click on the relative category and drop-down list and choose GFI’s entry.

    Please vote for each GFI product.

    At the end of the survey you will be asked to provide your name and email address to validate the entry.

    Voting closes on September 16, so please act now!

    Thank you for taking time to vote for GFI’s products.

    The GFI Software team

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  • Friday Funny, Ready for the long weekend

    Posted on September 4th, 2009 HandyAndy No comments

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from

    her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

     

    “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $3,000 loan to take a holiday.”

     

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

     

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

     

    The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

     

    Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

     

    She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $3,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”

     

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”

     

    The bank manager looks back at her and says…

     

    “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

     

    Author Unknown

     

    (You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are……..)

     

    Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!